sleepypunx:

3 out of 4 doctors say that if you stay up past 2 in the morning, you are 75% more likely to do it again the next night

I completely made that statistic up but you believed it because you’re reading this at 2:01 am and the only person “online” is that guy you met at a party last semester

this is the way the world ends. not with a bang, but with a “hey lol you’re still up too?”

(via everythingburritos)